Laywer: Well, what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say Die Porkchop, Die?
Sideshow Nineraguan: No, that's German for "The Porkchop, The."
Parole Judge: No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted!
Bad news is good news. Especially when it involves injuries to Seattle's O-Line. Sando reports the Seahawks are shuffling already and it's the first day of OTAs.
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